plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you

This sounds interesting.

Oh my god do it.

Do it! :)

This is cute

Someone do this pls

this would actually be fun

Wait. This is legit

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i make myself laugh, i should date me

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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4


just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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